Thursday, March 14, 2013

How to eat cereal: A tutorial by Sebastian

Step 1:  Using your fingers, remove all the cereal from the bowl.  You can alternate between a 1:1 or 1:2 ratio for mouth vs table distribution.* 


Step 2:  Thoroughly examine the contents of the bowl to make sure only the desired concentration of sugarly sweetened milk remains.  Tip: Be careful to position your hands far apart so you do not spill the milk you so meticulously isolated. 

Step 3:  Lean forward and slurp all of the milk from the bowl. 
Step 4:  Using all of your force, throw the empty bowl onto the floor to alert a patient canine that his table scraps are ready. 
Repeat daily.
* Procedures may vary depending on cereal type:
  • For small cereal like rice krispies adjust distribution ratio to 1:1:1, mouth:shirt:table.  
  • For larger cereal like shredded wheat, please separate each shred of wheat using pointer and thumbkin before distributing it to your preferred location. 

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